Today is Steak and Blowjob Day. If you’re not familiar, think of it as Valentine’s Day’s man-centric twin. Here’s the premise: men give women flowers, chocolate, and ~romance~ on V-Day; in return, all we ask for on March 14th is red meat and a blowjob.
Which, sure. If you want your relationship to feel like a medieval transaction between two slabs of flesh, that’s fine. But men are more than steak-eating sex bots. We’re nuanced humans, and we want our girlfriends to care. Like, really care. And anyone who cares about you will do more than simply feed you, suck your D, and call it a day.
Here are 25 things women do when they actually give a damn about your happiness — as a man, not a Neanderthal. Please don’t settle for the T-bone and oral sex this year, gentlemen.
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Sound like your girlfriend? If not, you may need to re-evaluate. Remember: A porterhouse and blowjob does not a healthy relationship make. You’re better than this.
